Saturday, December 15, 2012

Karl Smalldick Shows His True Colors: Yellow And Brown

Yes indeed, in his latest comments on his sad little blargh he reponds to rational, intelligent people asking simple, innocuous questions:

http://karlsmallwood.wordpress.com/2012/12/03/meet-the-most-hilariously-misguided-people-on-the-internet/

Please, go there and observe his misspelled, arrogant attempts at sublety. He needs the pagehits.

(Oh, why is he yellow? Observe the comment about deleting my comment, "because fuck him". When I asked him to come here and try to imitate a human being for a discussion, he refused, saying "I can't control the environment there" Translation: "I can't delete the comments that ask me serious questions, nor respond by using profanities and insults").

(Why brown? That's the color of his nose from keeping it buried in Pargin and Leighty's asses).

He's definitely a Cracked writer.

12 comments:

  1. Woah :D ! Who are these people defending us?? We DID get the word out about what TRULY happened! I'm feeling all kinds of warm and fuzzy inside suddenly...

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    1. Also: I commented there with the link to download my exchange with Cheese. My comment is now awaiting moderation. We'll see if it gets posted...

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    2. I would be surprised. He's closed ranks with the rest of them.

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    3. I also posted a comment on his post where he backs off from attacking you, telling him that the REAL reason he couldn't mock you was because he couldn't do it without HIM coming out as a major asshole ;) I KNOW that there is NO way he's going to publish THAT comment :P He's even probably going to ban me over it :D

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    4. Wow, he let both of my comments go through AND hasn't so far mocked either of them! I'm impressed, Karl - not that I expect you to care about impressing me, of course, but still :P

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  3. There he goes:

    "You don’t deserve shit. Cracked gives you free entertainment every single day, if anything, you owe them. The editors are entitled to their opinion, just like you’re entitled to yours."

    I think it's hopeless, he believes that cracked writers are above everyone else, and can do as they please. Arguing with someone like that is purely a waste of time.

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    1. Whaaat? You mean there's something wrong with people who don't realise that EVERYONE owes strangers the basic courtesy of not calling them pedophile cockroaches in public? Surely you be kidding!

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  4. Are you all fucking retarded? What exactly do you think you're going to achieve with this blog?

    1. You were all devoted Cracked fans who were offended that John Cheese hates the comments section, so you think it's some brilliant idea for you to spam the same comments you used to make and fuck up a place that the people who didn't flip shit are still trying to enjoy?

    2. After thinking Cracked is awesome and reading their articles every day, once you get a grudge for their editors suddenly all their articles are SHIT! I wonder why you think that all of a sudden. It can't possibly be because you suddenly "quit Cracked" at all. It must just be because the 50 or so of you that left Cracked are making such a HUGE impact on the editors and now they're real angry about it and putting out terrible articles! That makes sense!

    3. Also, you know what else would be a great idea? Let's insult all the Cracked writers just because they're pissed off that you're spamming their articles and mocking for the sole reason that they get paid by a guy you think is a douche. And frankly, Karl's explanation is exactly right. You guys don't deserve absolute shit. Because...

    4. If Cracked wasn't so popular now, it wouldn't even have a comments section. The only reason it's there is because about 30% of millions of people reading Cracked is an idiot, and no one wants the people who rage about the articles they don't like coming into the forum, so the comments section was made to contain them. If the section was removed, it would not affect Cracked's popularity whatsoever. Get the fuck over the fact that the people who run the site could care less about everyone who finds value in the comments section, and they mock the people who try to argue that the comments section is filled with a bunch of great guys. (Which it may be, but that means absolutely nothing. If you are so thin-skinned that you make a giant passive-aggressive blog just because someone INSULTED you, maybe you should get the fuck off the internet.)

    P.S. This is not "bait," or whatever you're going to try and stamp it as. Sure, it's full of insults and supposedly immature argument strategies, but that's only because that's the exact same pussy little thing you are doing with this blog, so I see no reason to try and be perfectly civilized here. I'm sure I wouldn't fit in if I did that.

    I honestly want to hear a reasonable explanation for this shit, so don't delete this. Besides, that would make you AWFULLY hypocritical, now wouldn't it?

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    1. "You were all devoted Cracked fans who were offended that John Cheese hates the comments section"

      Not what happened.

      "so you think it's some brilliant idea for you to spam the same comments you used to make and fuck up a place that the people who didn't flip shit are still trying to enjoy? "

      Not what happened.

      "After thinking Cracked is awesome and reading their articles every day, once you get a grudge for their editors suddenly all their articles are SHIT!"

      Is not happening.

      "Let's insult all the Cracked writers"

      Is not happening.

      "You guys don't deserve absolute shit."

      Yes we do: we deserve basic courtesy and respect for being human beings.

      "If Cracked wasn't so popular now, it wouldn't even have a comments section."

      Nonsense: any place can have a comments section. This blog does, for example.

      " Get the fuck over the fact"

      Who are you to tell us what to care about or not?

      "you make a giant passive-aggressive blog"

      Giant? Really??

      " just because someone INSULTED you, maybe you should get the fuck off the internet"

      This argument stopped having any weight years ago. What happens on the net doesn't stay on the net any longer.

      "I honestly want to hear a reasonable explanation for this shit"

      Do you, really? Sounds to me like you think you already know everything you need to know about this incident, and have already made up your mind what to think about it and us. So your 'honest desire' sounds awfully hypocritical to me.

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  5. They sure are scared of a "miserable little blog", yes?

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