tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2197921294935562325.post5756081443197336757..comments2023-04-13T10:58:03.225-04:00Comments on The John Cheese Incident: Quit Cracked DayRyanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11436788476842182847noreply@blogger.comBlogger109125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2197921294935562325.post-39916699323046714532012-12-08T04:31:06.545-05:002012-12-08T04:31:06.545-05:00Doesn't it, though?Doesn't it, though?OnoSendaihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09945692237280649165noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2197921294935562325.post-71741853753747835762012-12-04T19:20:30.638-05:002012-12-04T19:20:30.638-05:00What doucheslayer is saying is that homophobic slu...What doucheslayer is saying is that homophobic slurs are ok when HE says them. Because he's special or something.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2197921294935562325.post-31272261877244409332012-12-04T19:05:17.063-05:002012-12-04T19:05:17.063-05:00Wow, it sure seemed like John Cheese came here a l...Wow, it sure seemed like John Cheese came here a lot, what with all the fail trolling.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2197921294935562325.post-60639528668473711102012-12-04T16:57:26.611-05:002012-12-04T16:57:26.611-05:00"I doubt his readers and the people telling h..."I doubt his readers and the people telling him to drink himself to death are the same group of people. "<br /><br />But... the people in the comments section are definitely among his readers. So are you saying that the people telling him to drink himself to death are not the same group of people as the Cracked commenters?Del Marchnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2197921294935562325.post-21625479120772612382012-12-04T16:55:04.375-05:002012-12-04T16:55:04.375-05:00It's satire. It's such an OBVIOUS example ...It's satire. It's such an OBVIOUS example of satire that I refuse to believe it's not satire. I refuse to believe that anyone could GENUINELY post something like this. It would just be too astronomically hilarious a level of non-self-awareness. So yeah, I vote "satire".Del Marchnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2197921294935562325.post-85637354762156586332012-12-04T16:46:08.902-05:002012-12-04T16:46:08.902-05:00"You were indeed banned solely because your b..."You were indeed banned solely because your behavior escalated far beyond reason. Nobody is ever banned just for their opinions, ever."<br /><br />Wrong and wrong. I was banned for politely going to the forums to explain that most of the people in the comments section LOVE Cheese and that it's HURTFUL to paint them all indiscriminately as "child-fuckers". This is what I was banned for. Nothing else.<br /><br />And please note that this was BEFORE the ONLY threat that I saw in the comments (the infamous address comment) was posted. In fact, that was when I learned that supposedly some of the commenters had written death threats to Cheese: because he told me so in his answer. Prior to that, I was only aware of his mentioning death threats he had received on Facebook and Twitter - which, you will notice, are not the Cracked comments section...<br /><br />So yes, I WAS banned just for my polite opinion that it's not nice and very hurtful to call "child-fuckers" a whole bunch of people who love you and never said anything horrible against you.<br /><br />If you can't stomach this truth, that's your problem, not mine. I know what happened, and you denying it to the ends of time won't change the truth.Del Marchnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2197921294935562325.post-19994235022070694802012-12-04T16:11:41.841-05:002012-12-04T16:11:41.841-05:00With all these anonymous voices and ridiculous cro...With all these anonymous voices and ridiculous crossfire it's probably hard to keep it all straight in your head. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2197921294935562325.post-49560335847553412812012-12-04T16:10:00.516-05:002012-12-04T16:10:00.516-05:00I don't get it, doucheslayer. Who are your mas...I don't get it, doucheslayer. Who are your masters and how did they derail this discussion? Also - it's not really a discussion at this point, is it?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2197921294935562325.post-33850909111943661122012-12-04T15:25:48.296-05:002012-12-04T15:25:48.296-05:00"Hey let me defend a guy who made a wife-beat..."Hey let me defend a guy who made a wife-beating joke by pointing out a homophobic slur that my masters have used frequently in the past to derail this discussion. Because hypocritical sanctimony is how we roll, yo!"doucheslayernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2197921294935562325.post-62343021662769982252012-12-04T15:19:48.343-05:002012-12-04T15:19:48.343-05:00@refudiate Sorry. I just realized how embarrassing...@refudiate Sorry. I just realized how embarrassing it actually was after I posted it. It looks like some lame call to action. Like "don't let the man get you down, man. Let's fight back!" It wasn't the effect I was going for at all, and people seem to have made several assumptions about my personality from it, justified or otherwise. But it is what it is, I guess. Sleep in the bed you made and all that.Ryanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11436788476842182847noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2197921294935562325.post-25850463631490827292012-12-04T15:18:25.664-05:002012-12-04T15:18:25.664-05:00Well he explicitly states that the process behind ...Well he explicitly states that the process behind our outrage is equivalent to famous historical atrocities(you know, like THE HOLOCAUST), implying pretty heavily that John is the clear victim here, while we're mindless lunatics, ignoring the underlying frustration behind all this. The commenters aren't angry because Cheese doesn't like puns. We're angry because Cheese and Wong were dicks.Giant, throbbing dicks. I'm not going to explain something that has already been stated way more eloquently by others here. I'll just say that as far as teenage internet assholery goes, we've been pretty tame. doucheslayernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2197921294935562325.post-10902220390785072992012-12-04T15:14:53.110-05:002012-12-04T15:14:53.110-05:00@Anonymous At some point the voices in my head alw...@Anonymous At some point the voices in my head always stop. It's not that bad.Ryanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11436788476842182847noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2197921294935562325.post-29400801557332924772012-12-04T15:13:11.857-05:002012-12-04T15:13:11.857-05:00Yeah Ryan! How dare you be honest and open about s...Yeah Ryan! How dare you be honest and open about something! Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2197921294935562325.post-87587967869764049982012-12-04T15:12:15.833-05:002012-12-04T15:12:15.833-05:00It's tough running a forum, isn't it?It's tough running a forum, isn't it?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2197921294935562325.post-84184174045434369092012-12-04T15:09:54.225-05:002012-12-04T15:09:54.225-05:00"It's cool because I wasn't saying YO..."It's cool because I wasn't saying YOU were gay! I wouldn't sink so low as to throw that insult out, jeez! I was just comparing you to a gay person to show how obedient you are!"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2197921294935562325.post-88669861865170692692012-12-04T15:07:35.012-05:002012-12-04T15:07:35.012-05:00Wong always knows what's best,
He is better th...Wong always knows what's best,<br />He is better than the rest,<br />When he bans you he says "Yay!<br />Nothing better to do today,"<br /><br />Look. It's a poem. ^<br /><br /><br /><br />Yeah, I'm genuinely going insane.Ryanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11436788476842182847noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2197921294935562325.post-131574293889073732012-12-04T15:04:01.481-05:002012-12-04T15:04:01.481-05:00Kind of like how Arrace's point up there isn&#...Kind of like how Arrace's point up there isn't that you are a Nazi, but that you are unconditionally subservient to a ever-stirring crowd of laments that will twist anything into a direct and personal attack while failing to see your own possible wrongdoings. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2197921294935562325.post-42147612384672839312012-12-04T14:57:36.197-05:002012-12-04T14:57:36.197-05:00No, it's not satire, smartass. That's what...No, it's not satire, smartass. That's what you are.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2197921294935562325.post-38480784129472082732012-12-04T14:57:03.303-05:002012-12-04T14:57:03.303-05:00Ryan please stop saying it won't work... it...Ryan please stop saying it won't work... it's kind of annoying, you started it, don't act so embarrassed by it.refudiatenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2197921294935562325.post-7542065407850514902012-12-04T14:46:29.729-05:002012-12-04T14:46:29.729-05:00Here's a post by arrace in page 52 of that Joh...Here's a post by arrace in page 52 of that John Cheese thread<br /><br />"Do you know what scares me? That even though this is a completely unimportant event to the history of the man, the process behind it can probably explain many historical atrocities. The commenters obviously aren't literal Nazis, but it's kind of scary how things can escalate so quickly, and people can get so swept up in it all that they literally try to post John's address. It's the same culture that exists on 4Chan when everyone is trying to outdo the others on how much they can offend a suicide victim's family. Group think is frightening."<br /><br />And this isn't the first time Wong and Cheese have gone into a power trip. Last time some people reasonably criticized Wong's sexism article and were banned for "trolling". They always delete seemingly innocuous posts they don't like and tell people to stay out of threads when someone disagrees with them strongly. Like every authoritarian, Wong always seeks ideological homogeneity. doucheslayernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2197921294935562325.post-46061294924922679162012-12-04T14:33:08.909-05:002012-12-04T14:33:08.909-05:00@Anonymous Anyone is welcome to post here no matte...@Anonymous Anyone is welcome to post here no matter how stupid their comments are unless the comment is actually doing something abhorrent like GENUINE death threats or posting personal information. I never said I "made" this only for us. I expected criticism from the moment the blog went live. I do not delete comments for disagreeing with me (unlike a certain other website.)<br /><br />That being said, most of the comments you are all making are immature personal attacks and never actually address our arguments. Some of you were more reasonable than others. Most weren't. So, are you still allowed to post here? Yes. Do I recommend it? Unless you actually have an argument, no.<br /><br />@doucheslayer What did Wong write now? Is it on the forums?Ryanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11436788476842182847noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2197921294935562325.post-60602405931322307132012-12-04T14:10:38.954-05:002012-12-04T14:10:38.954-05:00"Hey now! We made this public forum only for ..."Hey now! We made this public forum only for US! That's why we posted it on Reddit! Leave us alone with your well-worded arguments against our fleeting whines! How dare you try to bring an opposing view! Now go away!"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2197921294935562325.post-57833372245700875642012-12-04T13:51:38.530-05:002012-12-04T13:51:38.530-05:00I'm not saying we're stupid, and I admit t...I'm not saying we're stupid, and I admit that was poorly worded as I was projecting my attributes onto all you guys, but you have to admit it's impressive how they distorted the facts and cleverly diverted the discussions to them look like victims. In the forums one douche is comparing our "mob mentality" to nazis. Wong is a master at this, presumably after years of nothing but douchenozzlery on the internet. In his first response to this mess he suddenly made the discussion about how we were teenagers and it's all because we don't produce anything and are jealous of their super-joke-writing abilities. The amount of bullshit that guy scribbles out to make such disingenuous arguments is both sad and hilarious. doucheslayernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2197921294935562325.post-20542896036946182552012-12-04T13:41:16.082-05:002012-12-04T13:41:16.082-05:00I don't have any false notions that the boycot...I don't have any false notions that the boycott will work. I know it won't. Frankly, I think everyone here just needs a good, long break from the website.Ryannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2197921294935562325.post-55431801371925106852012-12-04T13:39:33.265-05:002012-12-04T13:39:33.265-05:00Yes. This blog was posted on the day this all happ...Yes. This blog was posted on the day this all happened when we all thought there was a chance that something would be done about it. We were naive, obviously, but all we wanted was a little haven really. Keep in mind, we lost! You won! There's no reason to come here hijacking the thread. you said what you had to say, we don't agree, we have arguments to back us up, and all you seem to be coming back to is the whole "death threat" argument, which, as we all mentioned, were not made by the vast majority of us.<br /><br />@doucheslayer I do take issue with the fact that their "team" is more educated and mature. There are many posts here that are downright immature and stupid and many posts by our "team" that are eloquent and intelligent.Ryannoreply@blogger.com